We all suck
The response to our Quick and Dirty Valentine's Haiku contest
is going great. The deadline is February 11. Remember, dig deep into those emotional reservoirs of bitterness and regret. We're not writing for Hallmark. So what if you think you suck, hey this is the place for sucking. We write about vampires.
Submit your haiku entry HERE
To sweeten the deal, we have a new shipment of Devil Ducks. Jeanne won't say where she got them but the semi-trailer has the markings spray-painted over and the locks look like they were shot off.
We have yet another awesome contest. Tomorrow through Friday, Biting Edge alumnus Marta Acosta
will run a contest on her blog for Justin Gustainis
's new novel Black Magic Woman
. Click AQUI
I got a little bit of bad news. This afternoon I went to a local coffee shop and the doors were locked. The place always had as many customers as any Starbucks so I wonder what's going on. Fortunately there was a bar down the street and I commiserated with beer.
Here's my entry for the worst fashion trend of 2008 from Gawker
. This abomination even has a name. It's called a Skullet. You are warned.