Welcome to Biting-Edge, a blog shared by authors and vampire experts, Mario Acevedo and Jeanne Stein. We’ll cover urban fantasy, vampires, pop culture, and all things Joss Whedon. Unlike other fantasy blogs, we don’t insist on body cavity searches (unless you ask politely). Snarkiness is most welcome...though we won't promise not to bite back!

Friday, January 25, 2008
  Make it Quick and Dirty

Mario here:

Here's your chance to get even. You know what I mean. Get back at those ex's (or your SO if he, she, they keep pissing you off!).

Maybe the worm of vengeance isn't eating at your heart. Maybe you want to express those naughty thoughts that make your loins tingle.

How?

With the First Official Biting Edge Quick and Dirty Valentine's Haiku Contest.

Send us your haiku about love, lust, erotic adventure, or plain knife to the back revenge.

A haiku poem has an unrhymed, three line format of five, seven, and five syllables as in:

Woman in a tight
red dress enters the room, no
need for viagra

What's at stake?


Swag! A Coveted Devil Duck. An authentic UFO souvenir. Magnets. Collectibles. It's a treasure trove so tempting Dick Cheney would sneak out of his secret undisclosed location to confiscate it all.

Post your entries as comments to this blog. Share your thoughts. (We at Biting Edge World Headquarters reserve the right to delete crappy stuff.)

Deadline: Midnight (GMT) Monday, Feb 11, 2008. The winner announced, when else? Valentine's Day.

Now go work yourself into a lather and write!
 
Comments:
Mario and Jeanne - I knew one day there would be a contest I could not resist. As you know, writing really godawfu poetry is one of the signs of aspiring "authorhood." (Or maybe it was bad luck in love? Jeesh!)

So, in the spirit of double-dog-dares and baring my behind in public - here goes:

Pavilion, heart’s fire
Chaste behind your castle walls
All passions knotted.


to the coeur de l'amour - Ann R
 
A 'slip' of the tongue
was more than you could do, dear.
You missed tasting me.
 
Awsome so far!!!

Jeanne
 
A BEAM OF LIGHT SHONE
OVER MY MUSTANG SOFT TOP
THEY LEFT ME STRANDED
 
Hot black wings
White fangs red droplets
Vampire love
 
Eek, I was thinking 3/5/3

I think it's past the witching hour for me.
 
Ok, here goes do-overs, lol!

Hot black wings spread wide
White fangs, red droplets spilling,
Vampire love me now?
 
With a wicked smile,
Come hither eyes flash at you,
Secrets not revealed.
 
FORAGED IN THE DARK
HIS HANDS ALL OVER MY MOUTH
OTHER END DUMB ASS
 
re "the Nymphos of Rocky Flats". Must be fiction. Several friends who spent their careers at Rocky Flats assure me that there were definitely NO nympho's there.

"Wearing a colostomy bag certainly takes the bloom out of being immortal." (page 30)

No doubt.

Great line. \;-)
 
Your sugar lips, sweet
on mine, bitter on hers- you’re
candy from strangers.
 
The Price of Love
Buy her a diamond?
Buy her a fancy dinner?
Thanks a lot, Hallmark!


St. Valentine's Day
Gun shots pop loudly.
Seven bodies drenched in blood.
Prohibition sucks


Please?
I bought her roses.
I bought her heart-shaped chocolates.
Can I get laid now?

 
rockstar ex-husband
spent my money on guitars
he is a bastard...

tall blond vampire
I want him, please feed on me
do let me die

ok I totallys suck at this
synde
 
oops that last line was supposed to be "do let me die now"
like i said total suckage.

Lets try it again

tall blond vampire
I want him, please feed on me
teeth pulling on my veins,death
synde
 
Pain… like no other
Gut wrenching fear drives me on
Goodbye, my Lover!
 
pain in my heart
love in my sight
kill is what i want to do with all my might
 
Fun contest! Here are a few of tries:

Hearts
He holds my heart in
His strong, mercurial hand.
Will he close his fist?

Flowers
The roses you brought
Have no scent and no thorns.
This is not love.

Candy
Love is like a box
Of chocolate-dipped peppers.
It's sweet, but it burns.

And, one more:

That Old Black Magic
We have damned ourselves.
We burn, witches on the pyre.
O, wretched desire!
 
You call me "coward,"
You ran away. In the end
I won, because I stayed. Ha!

And because we are all being way too serious and angsty:

Anna and Felix.
A match made in heaven. No?
Poor Felix, longing.

Krystn
 
Writers of blood love
With contracts for words of gore
Literary not

Pulitzer not won
Bloodlust something quite earthy
One’s intellect wan
 
Reflect on This
He loved his mother
And his mirror more than me
Never a good sign

Size Matters
Never trust a guy
Whose ego is bigger than
His...well, um, you know...

--Alia
 
ONCE MORE HE TRIED TO
SWEETEN HIS LIE WITH A KISS
FUCK THAT, KISS MY ASS!
 
Just realized that the last two lines of "Flowers" (above) are short a syllable. (D'oh!)

Flowers
The roses you brought,
Are red, but lack scent and thorns.
We are not in love.
 
It wasn't until
a half passed a complete jerk
that I made splitzville!
 
(half passed, as in 'time'. Not sure if anyone would get me. Scottish Grandma used that term) :)
 
your lips keep moving
nonsense still audible like
green flies above scum.

tempt me, tease me - NOW
a little wicked dance step
skin hot over skin.

It was a dark and windy night when she returned to the scene of the crime, having cleaned the sticking "l" key on her keyboard....

I am enjoying the reading
 
Compromise
I will caress you
Bring you heavenly pleasures
Just please stop talking


Romance
Soft red rose petals
Falling as snow on your skin
Flames to keep us warm


Surprise
Lips barely touching
Gentle kisses on your neck
Sharp teeth sinking in

 
Revelation
Two authors are one
He just likes to dress in drag
Mario is Jeanne


Couldn't resist having a little extra fun. :)
 
Jay,

For the record, Jeanne won't let me borrow her clothes. I've asked.
 
He loves the clothespins
and the sharp stab of my heels
I love to punish :)
 
It was her turn now.
She cuffed the whip and mouthgag.
Roses for me,too?!
 
Made-up holiday
Created to sell more crap
No gift, no nookie
 
2 more

Woman of my dreams
Luminous spirit shining
With legs up to there

Dangerous noir dame
Brings out my protective side
Then stomps on my heart
 
Frankfurt Airport was
two hours from home. How dare you
stand me up again!

My frist homecoming
I bought a pretty new dress
You didn't see it.

Got me drunk and then
you wanted to play doctor
Lacked the proper "tools"

You disapoint me.
You waste your second chances!
Slept in a few hours?
 
ok, I could have swore I posted mine. Either I'm inept or it was deleated because they were crappy. LOL, I do already have a devil duck.

Here's mine again.

One serious:

Red blood gushes down
pale white skin, knife sticking out
you’ll hurt no others

One funny:

Toe curling kisses
Stolen caresses. Laugher.
Uh oh. Baby wakes.

Happy Friday

~Suzanne
 
Two submission:

GHOST
If I had left her
before I met her husband,
I’d still be alive.


AH-H-H-H YES
Red wine. Soft music.
Intimate conversation.
Clothing optional.

Great fun! Thanks
- Ken
 
Love slashes my soul
I'll take Eros, please, to go
And one cup of Joe.

--Brenda
 
okay, slightly revised

Love slashes my Soul.
I'll take One Lust, please, to go,
and one cuppa joe.

--Brenda
 
Went back there again
To that house you abandoned
Walked through empty rooms.
 
Your stiff history
Video abandonment.
My herstory: Bye.
 
Hey, that was me doni-marie
the stiffy bit.
 
Her icey smile bears
such unwanted friendliness
I hate forever
 
Froggie goes courtin
Uh huh, Uh hug, holy crap!
Miss Frog is pregnant.
 
A neighborhood scank
fucked me real good late last night
out by the dumpsters

(For you Mario, Happy V-Day! lol)
 
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