Make it Quick and Dirty
Here's your chance to get even. You know what I mean. Get back at those ex's (or your SO if he, she, they keep pissing you off!).
Maybe the worm of vengeance isn't eating at your heart. Maybe you want to express those naughty thoughts that make your loins tingle.
With the First Official Biting Edge Quick and Dirty Valentine's Haiku Contest
Send us your haiku about love, lust, erotic adventure, or plain knife to the back revenge.
A haiku poem has an unrhymed, three line format of five, seven, and five syllables as in:
Woman in a tight
red dress enters the room, no
need for viagra
What's at stake?
Swag! A Coveted Devil Duck. An authentic UFO souvenir. Magnets. Collectibles. It's a treasure trove so tempting Dick Cheney would sneak out of his secret undisclosed location to confiscate it all.
Post your entries as comments to this blog. Share your thoughts. (We at Biting Edge World Headquarters reserve the right to delete crappy stuff.)
Deadline: Midnight (GMT) Monday, Feb 11, 2008. The winner announced, when else? Valentine's Day.
Now go work yourself into a lather and write!