The for real Steampunk war
Last week, Jeanne posted this nifty trailer of the upcoming Sherlock Holmes' movie, A Game of Shadows
A definite must-see. What caught me were the period accoutrements--the costumes, the weapons, the gadgets--so very Steampunk. Then I realized it wasn't Steampunk at all, but historical verisimilitude (more or less).
Which got me to thinking. We've gotten so used to seeing the interplay of Victorian fashion with brass and steel as tropes of Steampunk that we've forgotten that was the way it really was back then.
Which got me thinking some more. What would a Steampunk war look like? Then I realized there had been one. It was called The First World War.
Run down the Steampunk checklist:
Women in long dresses and hats with feathers.
Fancy-dancy khaki uniforms (notice everyone sported a 'stache--Steampunk metrosexual).
Submarines (so very Jules Verne).
Fantastic inventions like the Big Wheel. The Russians actually built a working version (which not surprisingly, got stuck in the mud).
The more practical British decided to flatten the Big Wheel concept into a land battleship (shades of H.G. Wells).
The flying machine.
Many young men were caught by the romance of adventure and signed up to serve in The Great War. Ernest Hemingway, for one, and was wounded. F. Scott Fitzgerald was commissioned in the US Army but the war ended before he could go. H. P. Lovecraft tried to enlist but was denied because of his poor physical condition. Considering his pessimistic view of humanity, it's interesting to wonder how much bleaker Lovecraft's assessment of civilization would've been had he served in the trenches. Provided of course, that he survived.
I've often said that I wasn't a fan of zombies or any supernatural monsters. How could they compare with the true horrors of one of the biggest blood baths in history? The same wonders of the Industrial Age that promised prosperity for mankind also delivered slaughter that devoured tens of thousands of men in a day...after day after day for years. The carnage spawned the Lost Generation, artists and writers disgusted with the war and the corruption and stupidity of the governments behind it. You'll find no nostalgia for The Great War in the works of the survivors who penned some of the greatest literature of the Twentieth century such as A Farewell to Arms
and All Quiet On The Western Front
So there was a Steampunk War but it was nowhere as charming and schmaltzy as we'd like to pretend it might have been.
Labels: Hemingway, Lovecraft, Steampunk, The Great War