Okay, sports fans—the day you have been waiting for! The winners of The Biting Edge First Annual Quick and Dirty Valentine Haiku contest are:
Foraged in the dark
His hands all over my mouth
Other end dumb ass
Posted by: Vamprowler
Created to sell more crap
No gift, no nookie
Posted by: Lepeu63
And the Grand Prize Winner:
(Drum Roll Please)
I bought her roses.
I bought her heart-shaped chocolates.
Can I get laid now?
Posted by: Jay
Honorable mention for an elegant entry by Brenda:
Love slashes my Soul.
I'll take One Lust, please, to go,
and one cuppa joe.
Reminds me of an old Bogart movie.
Good job one and all! It was not easy picking winners. In fact, you all deserve a prize. Some were downright poetic (the one’s Mario didn’t like and I did.) But in all fairness, the theme was quick and DIRTY…
If the winners will please send mailing info to Mario
we'll get your prizes on the way--
Next assignment: Start thinking about an opening paragraph or two for a story with the theme Hot Flesh and Cold Fury-- Contest details coming soon