We all suck
Mario here,
The response to our
Quick and Dirty Valentine's Haiku contest is going great. The deadline is February 11. Remember, dig deep into those emotional reservoirs of bitterness and regret. We're not writing for Hallmark. So what if you think you suck, hey this is the place for sucking. We write about vampires.
Submit your haiku entry
HERE.
To sweeten the deal, we have a new shipment of Devil Ducks. Jeanne won't say where she got them but the semi-trailer has the markings spray-painted over and the locks look like they were shot off.
We have yet another awesome contest. Tomorrow through Friday, Biting Edge alumnus
Marta Acosta will run a contest on her blog for
Justin Gustainis's new novel
Black Magic Woman. Click
AQUI to play.
I got a little bit of bad news. This afternoon I went to a local coffee shop and the doors were locked. The place always had as many customers as any Starbucks so I wonder what's going on. Fortunately there was a bar down the street and I commiserated with beer.
Here's my entry for the worst fashion trend of 2008 from
Gawker. This abomination even has a name. It's called a Skullet. You are warned.